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7ofSpades's Rating |
My Rating |
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Express elevator to hell... goin' down!
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Gentle and warming, charming and beautiful. And very funny.
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Wonderful, original, mythical, like a fairytale that's been beaten in the head with a cat.
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Feel-good movie of the year!
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Dense, layered, visual poetry. Underrated by illiterate fuckwits.
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Drive faster than you can see!
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Makes me feel like riverdancing!
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Quintessential fantasy, with hot animated titties.
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Best chick-flick ever!
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Entertaining insanity.
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You will die in seven days after reading this review.
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This is the first minute of the rest of this review.
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Cheesiest fun ever!
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Roddy Piper and John Carpenter combine for a fuckin' class-A B-movie.
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Go beyond the image and you'll be profoundly moved by this incredible film about an amazing man. And yes, that is his cock nailed to a board.
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Fucking awesome in a well-written, shooty shooty bang bang kind of way. Michael Bay wishes he was this cool.
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A fairytale romance. With red pens and worms.
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Fun, lola, fun!
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Carpener's finest hour... and a half.
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Wit and body parts... a triumph of the human spirit over adversity... with lots of lager.
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Get too de choppa!
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Another love-triangle, puppeteering feel good road movie.
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If all chick-flicks were like this I'd watch more.
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Gooey fun!
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One of the best fantasy films of all time - certainly of ITS time.
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One of the best movies starting with "R" evarr!
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Loaded with creepy atmosphere, Gere is perfectly fractured as the mysterious Mothman wreaks psychological havoc. Like first season X-Files, it's all questions and no answers.
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Haunted house in space... everyone's favourite! People go splat.
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Sci-fi black satire/parody which hits the mark like a nuke down a bug-nest.
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